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proudlyinsane:

complete panic in one screenshot

cvroline:

There are 5 types of fear

1. Terror
2. Panic
3. 14 missed calls from mom
4. Username or password is incorrect
5. “We need to talk”

The level at which South Park takes its detail is ridiculous. Look at the audience

fucksebastianstan:

basedpidgeot:

feather-in-my-cap-and-cheese:

urbendisaster:

what?

The wheels take impact and stress off your legs, and the position helps your spine, but you’re still doing running motions instead of biking motions, so your legs are getting a good workout, and you can go for longer

nerdy shit aside, iamgine how sick it must be to just let those feet fly into the air and do superman poses down a highway

"Nerdy shit aside u can act like Superman"

judqeable:

this will always be my favourite post on tumblr ever ok

daftpostpunk:

my dying words better be “im going ghost”

the-super-scout:

helioscentrifuge:

runtime-err0r:

itsvondell:

you can take one man’s trash to another man’s treasure but you can’t make it drink

Fun fact: the blending of idioms or cliches is called a malaphor.

My personal favorite is “We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it.”

I looked it up b/c that was a very familiar idiom and how could it be wrong but then

image

yeah wow that’s spot on perfect

my catchphrase

donechesters:

sorry I didn’t know I needed the TARDIS to access my chemistry homework

moonglade-poetess:

tastefullyoffensive:

Bop it, Twist it, Pull it, Spin it, Flick it.

fixed it.

blue + castiel in 4.16 on the head of a pin

cutely-perverted:

Cosmo Sext Tip #427: instead of sending him nudes of your vagina, send him the crease of your armpit and see if he’ll be gullible enough to jack off to it

liquorsexandtattoos:

2 years later still the dumbest shit i ever seen

darthjader:

I think vladamir putin looks like max from max & ruby