One time this boy in my math class ate an eraser
it was last week
i am seventeen years old
the class was A.P. calculus
now you have a transparent picture to drag to the inbox button to make it look like you have messages
this is the saddest thing i have ever seen
Bless You Josh Hutcherson; finally someone who has sense
How can people not love him tho
never forget where you come from.
For a minute I thought they were all looking into the Mirror of Erised and regretting all the decisions that led them to their empty shells of existence.
^ that’s what I thought too
I THOUGHT THAT WAS ACTUALLY A GIANT CAT IN A HOUSE UNTIL I REALIZED HOW STUPID THAT IS AND HE’S IN A DOLL HOUSE
My gay brother walks into the room without a shirt on
Me: Hey topless
Him: Well you don’t have to rub it in that I’m single
IT TOOK ME A MINUTE.
I DONT GET IT
I DONT GET IT. Someone explain please :c
I’M SOBBING VIOLENTLY
only 100 in 5 weeks
man her game is weak
That’s 100 episodes in 35 days.
That’s 2.8 episodes a day.
I’ve had casual watching more intensive than that.
*tumblr collectively laughs*
during school last year i collectively watched an average of eight supernatural episodes a day
this girl needs to step up her game
Go big or go home. You either survive or you lose your life. This is the game of shows.
#They look like sassy Dad’s dropping their child off at his/her first day of school #Benedict is being all emotional and protective because he probs tied the child’s shoe laces and swiped a tissue across it’s runny nose before patting it’s back #whereas Matt is all #GO ON YA LIL’ SCALLYWAG! #KICK THEM BULLIES ASS! #before nudging Bene gently as if #for support
you do not understand how beautiful these tags are
i ship it
I don’t ship them I don’t ship them I don’t- Damn it.
if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners
When Ned the pie maker mentioned he is a vegetarian, I thought nothing of it until about 20 minutes later when it hit me
Little bits of animal coming alive in his mouth oh my g o d
Government is good.
Big Brother is watching you.
The State wants to take care of you.
north Korea scares me to death. the fact that a place like that still exists in modern day. those people are prisoners.
BUT THE MOMENTS WHERE HE DOESN’T GENUINELY SMILE ARE LEGITIMATELY FUCKING TERRIFYING
omg i could just hear loads of music and like loads of horns and weird motorbike type noises outside my house so i looked out the window and theRE WAS 3 MEN DRESSED LIKE OLD WOMEN ON SEGWAYS THEY’D MADE TO LOOK LIKE GRANNY TROLLIES JUST CHILLIN ON THE PATH
so i was like wtf and shouted like what the fuck are you doing out my window to them and one of the guys just looked at me and said “we’re Gran Turismo, duh” AND JUST DROVE AWAY
WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED TO ME